this really happened

Set the stage:  There is a lady who works out at the Y every morning.  She used to swim everyday, and she would glare at Mike all the time.  Then she switched to lifting every morning and has been making small talk with us, mostly Mike ~ almost like she was flirting with him.

Today Dodd didn't show up to lift.

After lifting, Mike and I both swam {since it's spring break & I had the time}.  I get in the locker room after the swim, and Lady is coming in from lifting.

Lady: Done already?

Me: Yep, just 20 minutes of swimming today.

L: Where's that skinny guy?

Me: (wanting to laugh) Didn't show up today.  What a loser.

L:  I like him better than that other guy.

Me: Well, that other guy is my husband.

L: Well.  Huh.  Oh. Well.  Oh.  Well. {just looking at me so strangely}

Me: yep.  Have a good day.

L: Yea, you stand tall.

???

I laughed all the way home.