Whoops

Where to begin?  How's about how I found out...I pull in the garage, and Mike says to me, "Hey, check out your bike."  So I go over to my bike to see the front wheel totally warped...like it had been run over by a car.
"Hey, Patrick."
"What?"
"Got anything you want to tell me?"
"Huh?"
"Like, I'm sorry I hit your bike?"
"I only nudged it."
WHAT?  YOU ONLY NUDGED IT!?!?
The bike shop guy even asked if I was sure he'd only run over it once...
Luckily it was only a $25 fix...and he'd just gotten $25 for mowing a lawn.  Convenient how that works.

Then, Mike backed into the 6 brand new windows he left in his bay of the garage.  He realized it when he heard the glass breaking.  MY BRAND NEW WINDOWS...not even in the house yet.  Too bad that won't be a $25 fix.

I'm hoping there won't be a third "whoops"