I've been married 20 years. In all that time Mike has never really commented about makeup. I figured he didn't really need to give it much thought. But what he's thinking about it surprised me. It's kinda sweet, in a weird Mike sort of way. Here's the true story:
Mike comes into the bathroom while I'm doing my makeup. He pauses and asks, "What are you doing?"
"Putting on eyeliner, " I reply.
"Are you putting it in your eye or on top?"
"On top, by the lashes..." I'm wondering what the heck he's thinking.
"That looks dangerous."
"I'm not pushing all that hard." Really, he's questioning makeup? Like he's really thinking I'm going to poke out my eye with eyeliner.
"If you ever become a paraplegic don't think I'm putting that on you."
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